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surprisebitch:

i was singing along to a song that had “bitch” in the lyrics, and my parents who are religious told me “you shouldnt be saying that word!”

and i’m just like

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bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

gallopinggertie:

buckwheat, buttercream and pollyanne
Galloping Gertie’s Goaties
my own handmade goat milk soap: www.etsy.com/shop/GallopingGertie
ruinedchildhood:

Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.

shavingryansprivates:

jontronshat:

shavingryansprivates:

KFC employees truly do not care about anything. ask for a 10 piece and they give you 15

I’m a fellow whovian and i can confirm this

what

hystericarosie:

here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch
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